Yo nerds! Just a quick one today
That’s what she sa… HOLY SHIT YOU’VE GOTTA STOP! NEVER!
You know when you’re a 15 year old emo kid, and you decide that despite wearing guyliner, growing out your hair, listening to Radiohead, The Pixies, Nirvana, and Avril Lavigne and Limp Bizkit (shush ya face, it was a different time), you still can’t be a proper 15 year old emo kid if you don’t write poetry? Yea me too. We’re so alike, OMG we should totally get married!! That would be a sham marriage. Well, 30+ year old Stark found some of 15 year old (not)Stark’s poetry last night and thought it was hilarious. So much so, it needed to be shared with the world.
As you will see, I was definitely a pre-success tortured genius with skills to rival even the greats. Watch out Poe, (not)Stark is coming to take your crown.
I know right?! I’ll give you a moment to compose yourself.
I get it. That stunned silence is your way of saying, “But Stark, how can you be so unknown to the world with such sick skills to rival those of the greats – even Poe?!” D’aww stop it, I’m blushing. Hey, wanna know something to blow your mind even more? I also drew the artwork that goes along with that. There truly is no end to my talents.
Except making friends. That’s… mean. It’s fine, I’m fine.
Anyway, I’m off to raid my wardrobe to see if I can find my notebook that contains a poem called, ‘Broken Fixed Wall’. Yep, that’s right, I’m not
just a one hit wonder. Until next time, Peace and Love!