100 Truths Tag

Yo nerds! I’m back with a tag because I haven’t posted anything in a while and I’m reading quite slowly at the moment. I first saw this tag on Dani’s blog and then Sarah tagged anyone who wanted to do it. I want to do it. So, less jibber jabber, and without further ado, and without dragging it out too much, and without wasting your time any further, and without building too much suspense…

Hey ho! Let’s go!

THE BASICS
1) What’s your name? The Chosen One.
2) Any nicknames or aliases? Jack CJ Stark.
3) Your gender? Human.
4) Your star sign? BSL.
5) How old are you? Older than some, but (slightly) younger than the universe.
6) Your relationship status? It’s complicated.
7) Any children? For what? For sale? One boy. He’s going cheap. Only seven guineas.
8) Any pets? 1.
9) Any tattoos or piercings? More than some. Less than others.
10) What do you like about yourself? Awks.
11) What do you dislike about yourself? I dislike that I have too much to list here.
12) Righty or lefty? Righty tighty.

LASTS
13) The last thing you drank? Coffee.
14) The last thing you ate? Melon (I shit you not!)
15) Your last phone call? I don’t have a phone.
16) Your last text message? *looks up*
17) Your last email? Received: ‘Are you purposely ignoring me?’ Sent: ‘I was.’
18) The last song you listened to? Whatever last played on the radio… I think it was I hate Love Songs by Kelsea Ballerini.
19) The last book you read? Last book I finished was the marvellous anemogram. by Rebecca Gransden. Currently reading Drift Stumble Fall by M Jonathan Lee.
20) The last time you cried? Now, completing this.
21) The last blog you read? Sara’s post – 10 years. I like her poetry.
22) The last person you spoke to? A work colleague.
23) The last place you visited? Define ‘visited’. The park… the street… the train station… tesco.
24) Your last holiday abroad? I can’t remember. Possibly when I went to Greece about 8 years ago.

NO IDEA WHERE QUESTIONS 25-48 ARE. HAHA. THEY GOT LOST IN THE VOID. ANYWAY LET’S CONTINUE ON… Nope! No. We are going to fix this. Let’s come up with some.

MATH(S)
25) 1+1=? 2
26) What other name is a 90 degree angle known as? Jeff
27) Define BODMAS. Bisexual.
28) 258-257=? 635, I think.
29) 5+10+63-5+46/7*36-1=? 12
30) Find x. Done, he was behind the sofa. Little shit.

APPEARANCE
31) How many eyes do you have? 56
32) How many hairs do you have? 2
33) Long or short fingernails? Middle length.
34) Eye Colour? The colour of magic.
35) Colour of the top you are wearing now? Black, obvs!
36) Blue, red or black blood? Black, obvs!
37) Hair colour? Beige.
38) Do you have a nose? Nope.
39) Do you walk on your hands or your legs? I use my eyelashes for walking, and my tongue for running.
40) Free question. Answer anything you want. Elephants! Right?!

EITHER OR (totes not the same as ‘Which would you choose?’. That comes later on. No, you’re struggling to come up with more questions!)
41) Daddy or chips? Chips.
42) Red or brown sauce? BBQ.
43) PC/laptop or tablet? Tablet.
44) Lazy day by the pool, or hiking in the hills? Hiking in the hills.
45) Beige or off-white? Egg shell white.
46) Knife or fork? Spork.
47) Proper bench or those stupid little lean to things that you can’t really sit on when waiting for your 20 minute delayed train? GIVE ME A PROPER BENCH ALREADY!!
48) Daffodils or Tulips? Dafs.

BELIEFS AND OPINIONS
49) Do you believe in aliens? I believe there is probably other life out there. And it is probably going to be fuel dependant, carbon or silicone based. Whether that life form has intelligence and to what level – I remain agnostic on that one.
50) Do you believe in miracles? No.
51) Do you believe in the power of positive thinking? To a degree. Sometimes I think it is used to a point at which people avoid the reality of a situation. I believe in the power of honesty more.
52) Do you believe in love at first sight? Erm… I know some people have said they fell in love at first sight so, yes, it must exist in that case. I’m not an expert in the field though. 🙂
53) Can money make you happy? Yes.
54) Would you describe yourself as a feminist? That’s such a dirty word now. I would consider myself a feminist in the pure sense of the word. As in, I believe women are equal to other genders. And I believe women should have all the same opportunities as other genders. But I think a common use definition of the term can mean ‘women are better than men’ and that feminists ‘man bash’. If you followed me on the twitter dot com, you would know how much this infuriates me.
55) Are you pro-life or pro-choice? How much time have you got? I really struggle to make a decision on this. I believe at the point of conception, a life is formed. I struggle with the idea of people deciding to end another life (although I support the right to assisted suicide). I can’t see the difference between terminating a fetus and killing a 6 month old baby. But I also recognise that women should have the choice to what happens to their body, and we have to acknowledge that pregnancy has a massive effect on a woman’s body and potentially their health. I don’t think there is a clear cut answer to this.
56) Do you have strong political beliefs? Somewhat. I have strong beliefs in how we should treat others in order to live in a free and equal society. I get incredibly frustrated with UK politics and politicians.
57) Do you have strong religious beliefs? Religion is an important part of my life. My beliefs continue to develop and change over time. My religious beliefs are not defined by a collection of thousands years old, massively edited, misogynistic, bigoted, fictional novels though.
58) What do you think the most important thing you can give a child is? Probably donuts. Phew, that got a little heavy there for a few questions!

RIGHT NOW
59) Are you eating anything right now? Yes. Donuts.
60) Are you drinking anything right now? Yes, Coffee.
61) What are you listening to right now? BBC Radio 2. And children playing.
62) What are you thinking about right now? I’m thinking about thinking about answering this question. It’s getting messy in my head.
63) What are you waiting for right now? Godot.
64) What are you most excited about right now? I don’t get excited.
65) What’s your pet peeve right now? Being asked questions.
66) What’s your favourite thing right now? Getting the word flibbertigibbet into as many conversations as I can a day.
67) If you weren’t answering these questions, what would you be doing right now? Reading, obvs!

FIRSTS
68) Your first best friend? Acceptance.
74) Your first job? I sold Lindt chocolates on a market stall. I was 8. I ate more chocolate than I sold.
75) Your first childhood memory? It’s not a positive one.

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
76) Love or money? Money. I can then buy love.
77) Twitter or Facebook? Neither.
78) Hookup or relationship? Neither. Or, I suppose I could have a sexless relationship with someone… Nah, people annoy me. Neither.
79) Dogs or cats? Hamsters.
80) Coffee or tea? Blood.
81) Beer or wine? Neither.
82) Sweet or savoury? Sweet and Sour.
83) Introvert or extrovert? Introvert.
84) Vampires or werewolves? Werewolves. Why would people choose vampires?
85) Seaside or countryside? Seaside.
86) Summer or winter? Winter.
87) Books or movies? Books.
88) Horror or comedy? Horror.

A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS TO FINISH ON
89) Do you wish you could change your past? Yes.
90) What’s your dream job? Retired millionaire.
91) What’s your guilty pleasure? I like to destroy paper clips. I don’t normally tell people that. I’m so ashamed.
92) What are you afraid of? Living.
93) What was the first thing you wanted to be when you grew up? Free.
94) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I would like to be able to manipulate matter. In the way Dr Manhattan could, but better. If you could manipulate matter, you could do literally anything.
95) If you could change anything about your life what would it be? I would have a superpower where I could manipulate matter.
96) Would you want immortality? Quite the opposite.
97) If you could interview anyone alive or dead who would you choose? Probably alive. It’d be a bit weird otherwise. Just me, in a room, skyping a dead body. It’d be an interesting piece of performance art I s’pose.
98) Would you say you are happy? Not at all.
99) What one piece of advice would you give to yourself at age eighteen? Stop thinking being an adult is going to be better. It’s not worse than being a child/teenager. But it’s far from being better. Everything you dislike now, you will continue to have to deal with as an adult. Quickly learn to accept that you can not change other people’s actions, but you can change yours. Eat more fruit and veg. Remember, you are insignificant in this world – nobody owes you anything. Your opinion is yours. Stand by your beliefs, and fight for them, but do not think others must have the same view. Everyone is on their own journey, keep that in mind. Age does not equal wisdom – you will meet some very wise younger people and you will meet many, many really dumb as fuck older people.
100) Where would you like to be in five years’ time? Long gone.
101) Did you notice questions 69-73 are missing? Yes. I wrote this final question.

DONE! I tag anyone else that wants to do it. Although, you’ve been tagged by Sarah already. Here’s the template below to copy and paste. Until next time, Peace and Love.

THE BASICS
1) What’s your name?
2) Any nicknames or aliases?
3) Your gender?
4) Your star sign?
5) How old are you?
6) Your relationship status?
7) Any children?
8) Any pets?
9) Any tattoos or piercings?
10) What do you like about yourself?
11) What do you dislike about yourself?
12) Righty or lefty?

LASTS
13) The last thing you drank?
14) The last thing you ate?
15) Your last phone call?
16) Your last text message?
17) Your last email?
18) The last song you listened to?
19) The last book you read?
20) The last time you cried?
21) The last blog you read?
22) The last person you spoke to?
23) The last place you visited?
24) Your last holiday abroad?

MATH(S)
25) 1+1=?
26) What other name is a 90 degree angle known as?
27) Define BODMAS.
28) 258-257=?
29) 5+10+63-5+46/7*36-1=?
30) Find x.

APPEARANCE
31) How many eyes do you have?
32) How many hairs do you have?
33) Long or short fingernails?
34) Eye Colour?
35) Colour of the top you are wearing now?
36) Blue, red or black blood?
37) Hair colour?
38) Do you have a nose?
39) Do you walk on your hands or your legs?
40) Free question. Answer anything you want?

EITHER OR (totes not the same as ‘Which would you choose?’. That comes later on. No, you’re struggling to come up with more questions!)
41) Daddy or chips?
42) Red or brown sauce?
43) PC/laptop or tablet?
44) Lazy day by the pool, or hiking in the hills?
45) Beige or off-white?
46) Knife or fork?
47) Proper bench or those stupid little lean to things that you can’t really sit on when waiting for your 20 minute delayed train?
48) Daffodils or Tulips?

BELIEFS AND OPINIONS
49) Do you believe in aliens?
50) Do you believe in miracles?
51) Do you believe in the power of positive thinking?
52) Do you believe in love at first sight?
53) Can money make you happy?
54) Would you describe yourself as a feminist?
55) Are you pro-life or pro-choice?
56) Do you have strong political beliefs?
57) Do you have strong religious beliefs?
58) What do you think the most important thing you can give a child is?

RIGHT NOW
59) Are you eating anything right now?
60) Are you drinking anything right now?
61) What are you listening to right now?
62) What are you thinking about right now?
63) What are you waiting for right now?
64) What are you most excited about right now?
65) What’s your pet peeve right now?
66) What’s your favourite thing right now?
67) If you weren’t answering these questions, what would you be doing right now?

FIRSTS
68) Your first best friend?
74) Your first job?
75) Your first childhood memory?

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
76) Love or money?
77) Twitter or Facebook?
78) Hookup or relationship?
79) Dogs or cats?
80) Coffee or tea?
81) Beer or wine?
82) Sweet or savoury?
83) Introvert or extrovert?
84) Vampires or werewolves?
85) Seaside or countryside?
86) Summer or winter?
87) Books or movies?
88) Horror or comedy?

A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS TO FINISH ON
89) Do you wish you could change your past?
90) What’s your dream job?
91) What’s your guilty pleasure?
92) What are you afraid of?
93) What was the first thing you wanted to be when you grew up?
94) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
95) If you could change anything about your life what would it be?
96) Would you want immortality?
97) If you could interview anyone alive or dead who would you choose?
98) Would you say you are happy?
99) What one piece of advice would you give to yourself at age eighteen?
100) Where would you like to be in five years’ time?
101) Did you notice questions 69-73 are missing?

8 Comments

  1. I just knew what I was getting myself into reading this post… I am beginning to get to know you, on a high level of course… I love your brain! It has the most interesting happenings going on- haha, and answer 63? It made me howl with laughter- witty! very witty! 🙂

    How are you doing, mah friend? Long time no banter-speak! Hope all’s as good as it can possibly be and sending some mega high fives your way with a wink! 😉

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