I know, I know; you are probably thinking, ‘I’ve stumbled across this beautiful blog, but I have no idea about the person who runs it’. Well, concern your bones no more fellow human for I am here to tell you who I am.
This page exists to give you a tiny bit of info, but why stop there, right? I remember back in the early 00’s when the only only thing people wanted to know about you on the yahoo forums was ‘a/s/l?’. As time went on and we got our own MySpace page (or geocities site if we were really showing off) we would answer random lists of random questions about ourselves. As even more time went by (as it has a tendency to do so) this evolved into tags, and I see lots of tags on blogs. Because I’m down with the cool kids I wanted to do a Get To Know Me tag. Because I don’t have friends, I had to tag myself, but I’m still totes cool. Here we go:
What is your full name? Jack C.J. Stark
How old are you? Old enough
Sex? No thanks.
Are you named after anyone? No. I named myself after I got bored with my old name when I was about 20yrs old.
What does your name mean? The strong man that grew from the previous man.
Where are you from? I am made of stardust.
Where do you live? In a house
Where were you born? In a land far, far away (for some).
Which of your parents are you closest to? None.
Which of your parents are you more like? None.
What is your favorite drink? I have a
major mild Pepsi Max addiction.
What is your favorite food? I’m quite fond of melons.
What is your favorite holiday destination? I don’t holiday.
What is your favorite way to pass time? Reading…
What is your favorite snack? Melon.
What is your favorite sport? Arm wrestling.
What is your biggest regret? This many questions.
Are you a fan of any sports team? No.
Are you a dog person or cat person? Erm, I’m a human person…
Are you scared of heights? Very.
At what age did you go on your first date? 14
What is an ideal first date for you? No.
What is something you are gifted at? I see dead people.
What is something you look for in a partner? That they are imaginary.
What is something you wish you were gifted at doing? Answering questions.
What is the one item you can’t leave home without? The knuckle on my index finger on my right hand.
What is the first book you remember reading? It was a book with two characters called Keep Clean and Tidy Up. One was a bee. I can’t remember what the book was called and I can’t find it anywhere.
What is the first movie you remember seeing? Probably RoboCop.
Do you like pets? Not really.
Do you have any pets? I have a hamster – called Stannis of the House Baratheon the First of His Name King of the Andals and the First Men Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. I call him Stan for short.
What is the name of your first pet? Stannis of the House Baratheon the First of His Name King of the Andals and the First Men Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.
What is your best physical feature? My wrists.
What is your biggest accomplishment? I once fitted 18 maltesers in my mouth in one go.
What is your eye color? Blue
What is your favorite color? Black
What is your favorite fairytale? Rumplestiltskin.
What is your favorite ice-cream flavor? OH DON’T GET ME STARTED ON ICE CREAM, WE COULD BE HERE A WHILE!
What is your favorite music genre? Probably classic rock.
What is your favorite nickname? My Lord
What is your favorite quote? The cheapest.
What is your favorite type of clothing? Masks
What is your most commonly used swear word? I don’t keep a log of swear word usage. I swear a lot.
Do you have a best friend, if so, then who? I have no friends.
Do you have a tattoo? Yep
Do you have any allergies? Lots of mild ones, nothing major.
Do you have any birthmarks? If so, where? Yep. On my skin.
Do you prefer kissing or cuddling? Neither.
What piece of technology can you not live without? My inhaler.
What was the first concert you ever attended? Bahaha. Steps.
What was your favorite subject in High School? Drama.
What was your first job? I sold chocolates on a market stall.
What was your least favorite subject in High School? PE
What is the furthest you’ve ever been from home? About 7000km.
What is your biggest fear? Life.
When was the last time you cried? Now, filling this in.
When was the last time you got in a fist fight? About a year ago.
Who is the best teacher you ever had? Life
Who is the first person you call when something exciting happens? I don’t call people.
Who is the first person you call when something horrible happens? As above.
Who was your first Boyfriend/Girlfriend? She was called Antonia.
Have you ever dated two people at the same time? No.
Have you ever suffered a fracture? Yep.
Have you ever visited a country outside your continent? Yes.
How many Boyfriends/Girlfriends have you had? Hundreds. I’m a chick magnet.
If you could give your younger self any advice what would it be? Run.
Last time you swam in a pool? I can’t swim.
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your fashion sense? 10
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your driving skills? 10
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, rate your cooking skills?10
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest, how good a kisser are you? 10
One thing you know now that you wish you had known as a kid? 10
The first app you check when you wake up in the morning? I don’t have a phone.
What app do you use most? I said I don’t have a phone!
What are some of your bad habits? I don’t swear enough.
What are your favorite things about yourself? Ha, awks.
What countries have you visited? Ones on earth.
What countries would you like to visit? Some others on earth.
What do you consider unforgivable? Nothing.
What do you do for a living? I wear a suit.
Phew, done. Now you know lots about me. Can I now start talking about books? kthnx
Peace and Love,